Drink driving
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and then tries his keys on five different cars before he found his. The fellow then sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyser test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy." |
HAhaha, I'll give that a try!
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Nice! I didn't see that coming.
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rofl.. good one :D
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good idea ;)
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good joke!
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An old one, but still funny
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA!
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hahahah havent heard that one before. have to remember that one :)
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Perfect!
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Yeah, heard that one before, a classic!
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Smart!
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hahaha, good idea
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Seen it before and still love it!
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haha love it :D
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Too many people saying 'good idea' :crazy:
But very funny joke! :D |
:D
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rofl
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Good stuff. ;)
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Hahahaha!
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Funnier then most on the board. Five stars. Thanks.
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hehe very nice.. and sad to say, but good idea :)
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Even a non driver like moi had a chuckle :)
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That's hilarious. I probably shouldn't be thinking 'good idea', but...
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haha, that's brilliant.
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thats creamy goodness right there.
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lol excellent thanks
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Now that one is old
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