Brewmaniac

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and
several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing.
Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night.


You gotta love George.

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Ilow

gotta love george!

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Daniel_

That's a new one on me, but I like it.

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Racer

Great revenge...and funny. I grew up in a very small town and something like that could easily happen...and did.

Lady Sage

Me likey Georges sense of humor

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SirLance

Oh, man, Mildred got hoist on her own petard, didn't she!

Way to go, George!

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fresnelly

That's great!

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healer

Serves her right, the old bat.

Big up for George!

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absorbentishe

Funny funny. I've got a few at church to share that with.