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Old 10-18-2006, 09:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A horny old woman finds herself in a nursing home...

A horny old woman finds herself in a nursing home. After a few days she gets that familiar urge in her loins and begins to look around. She spots the janitor washing out his mop down the hallway. She hobbles down the hallway to him and, just as she used to do quite regularly in the 1960s, she throws open her robe to reveal her naked (albeit wrinkled) body and shouts, "Suuuuper Pussyyyyyy!" As the janitor cringes, one of the staff sees this display and runs to conceal the woman with a blanket, and escorts her back to her room. "You mustn't do that here!" was all the staff member could mumble.

The next day the old woman sees the 18 year old yard boy trimming the hedges outside her window, sweat dripping from his shirtless body. She begins to lather up down there, trying to resist the urge. After a few minutes, she can't take it anymore. Off flies her robe as she hops in front of the window, in full view of the boy. "Suuuuper Pussssssyyyyyy!" Another staff member hears this, and sprints into the old lady's room and shuts the blind. After covering the woman up with her bedspread the staff member scolds the old lady for inappropriate behavior. "No more!", she's told...

Another day passes and it's suppertime. As a large group of octagenerians sits around the dinner tables waiting to give their supper order (ham and potato soup or salsbury steak), the old woman spots Harold, a man that reminds her of an older Clark Gable. Immediately she begins to throb, slipping her panties off under her robe. Seeing there are no staff around, she quickly rises up and jumps in front of Harold, her robe discarded on her chair. Upon confronting him she spreads her arms and exclaims, "Suuuuper Pussssssyyyyyy!"

Upon hearing this, harold puts on his glasses, and looks the old lady over. After a few moments he reaches in his pocket, puts in his teeth and says,

"I believe I'll have the soup".


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Old 10-18-2006, 01:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's funny.

Like it.
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Old 10-18-2006, 06:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ba-da-bing!

Good one!
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Old 10-18-2006, 08:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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When poontang turns to Prunetang... its time to have the soup!
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Old 10-19-2006, 03:28 AM   #5 (permalink)
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someone explain this to me.... i didn't get it at all.
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Old 10-19-2006, 05:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
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someone explain this to me.... i didn't get it at all.
She's old and ugly. No more sex for her. Not even with Suuuuper Pussssssyyyyyy that she seems to have.
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Old 10-19-2006, 08:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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someone explain this to me.... i didn't get it at all.
Super Pussy!

Or did the old man hear, "Soup or Pussy?"


It's one o' them jokes that's told better than it reads, I guess.
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Old 10-19-2006, 09:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I guess I didn't get it either.
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Super Pussy!

Or did the old man hear, "Soup or Pussy?"


It's one o' them jokes that's told better than it reads, I guess.

Like Souper Salad, the restaurant. har har . I think you are right about
the telling.
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Old 10-25-2006, 12:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Thats about the third time I've read that joke this year and I still bust a gut laughing at it!
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Old 10-30-2006, 12:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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got a real belly laugh out of me
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Old 11-07-2006, 05:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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When poontang turns to Prunetang... its time to have the soup!
Ok, this got me more than the joke did
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Old 11-12-2006, 07:27 PM   #13 (permalink)
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haha i laughed so hard i peed a little
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