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Brewmaniac · 10-17-2006, 06:37 AM

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any
skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor
felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the
skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After all, this was very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed,
everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than
he ever had before. All his friends and relatives just went on and on about
his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at
her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you
did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I
get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the
cheek".

Siege · 10-17-2006, 05:18 PM

This one really made me laugh

Good one!

SirLance · 10-17-2006, 06:03 PM

Oh, yeah! Now, that was a great joke, and the punchline was totally unexpected.

CSflim · 10-18-2006, 01:28 PM

Hahahaha. very good!

shadowfiend · 10-29-2006, 07:04 PM

Sweet cheeks indeed!

Lady Sage · 10-30-2006, 12:47 PM

Wow... just wow.

Sweetpea · 10-30-2006, 12:55 PM

great one.

sweetpea

10-17-2006, 06:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	SweetCheeks A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before. All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek". __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-17-2006, 05:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Siege is a tiger Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada	This one really made me laugh Good one! __________________ "Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek" --Kevin Smith This part just makes my posts easier to find

10-17-2006, 06:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Oh, yeah! Now, that was a great joke, and the punchline was totally unexpected. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-18-2006, 01:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Hahahaha. very good! __________________

10-29-2006, 07:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
shadowfiend Upright	Sweet cheeks indeed! __________________ Have you ever looked into a mirror and just said... damn... I'm one sexy f**ker!!! Yeah... me neither.

10-30-2006, 12:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Wow... just wow. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

10-30-2006, 12:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	great one. sweetpea __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"