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Sticky · 10-16-2006, 08:00 AM

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost
track of time chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy
together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in
meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a quite a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that
tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.

Ilow · 10-16-2006, 09:49 AM

lol. long live the double standard.

vermin · 10-16-2006, 11:21 AM

Funniest joke I've read in a long time. Thanks.

hotzot · 10-16-2006, 10:59 PM

very funny!! and true!

Sticky · 10-17-2006, 05:05 PM

Thanks.

A freidn had sent it to me a while back and I was cleaning up some old email and found it.

I laugh everytime I read it.

SirLance · 10-17-2006, 06:04 PM

Oh, man would I love to be in that position...

nrclark · 10-26-2006, 11:35 PM

R O F L M A O !

Inquiring Mind · 10-27-2006, 06:37 PM

She had it coming...

Shauk · 10-27-2006, 07:15 PM

brutal man... brutal.

Daniel_ · 10-28-2006, 12:36 PM

I like that one.

Very good.

shadowfiend · 10-29-2006, 06:55 PM

Plain nasty, and plain funny.

sasKuach · 11-07-2006, 05:15 PM

What's so funny about that?

That's exactly what I would've done.

hagatha · 11-08-2006, 08:42 AM

Is it funny because of the hypocracy?

10-16-2006, 09:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	lol. long live the double standard. __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

10-16-2006, 11:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Funniest joke I've read in a long time. Thanks. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-16-2006, 10:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	very funny!! and true! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

10-17-2006, 06:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Oh, man would I love to be in that position... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-27-2006, 06:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
Inquiring Mind Upright Location: The Land Of Manna-AKA Australia!	She had it coming... __________________ But why??

10-16-2006, 08:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sticky	Catching up with an Ex I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic". "Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge. "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a quite a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. "Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to fuck off. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

10-17-2006, 05:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sticky	Thanks. A freidn had sent it to me a while back and I was cleaning up some old email and found it. I laugh everytime I read it. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

10-26-2006, 11:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	R O F L M A O !

10-27-2006, 07:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	brutal man... brutal.

10-28-2006, 12:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	I like that one. Very good. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

10-29-2006, 06:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
shadowfiend Upright	Plain nasty, and plain funny. __________________ Have you ever looked into a mirror and just said... damn... I'm one sexy f**ker!!! Yeah... me neither.

11-07-2006, 05:15 PM	#12 (permalink)
sasKuach Tilted	What's so funny about that? That's exactly what I would've done.

11-08-2006, 08:42 AM	#13 (permalink)
hagatha Addict	Is it funny because of the hypocracy? __________________ Thats the last time I trust the strangest people I ever met....H. Simpson