Catching up with an Ex
 

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost
track of time chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy
together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in
meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a quite a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that
tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.

lol. long live the double standard.

Funniest joke I've read in a long time. Thanks.

very funny!! and true!

Thanks.

A freidn had sent it to me a while back and I was cleaning up some old email and found it.

I laugh everytime I read it.

Oh, man would I love to be in that position...

R O F L M A O !

She had it coming...

brutal man... brutal.

I like that one.

Very good.

Plain nasty, and plain funny.

What's so funny about that?

That's exactly what I would've done.

:lol:

Is it funny because of the hypocracy?