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mandy 10-09-2006 11:42 PM

a real funny
 
i got a real crack outta this one

OFFICIAL PENIS STUDY

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

:thumbsup:

vanblah 10-10-2006 06:17 AM

But the real reason is oh-so-much grosser than that: It's so that the current male can scrape any sperm from previous males away from the cervix, thus making it more likely that the current male will impregnate the female. ;)

<img src="http://www.chessclubrocks.com/images/moreknow.jpg">

DaElf 10-10-2006 08:13 AM

Yea that is true. It also acts like a piston sucking the 'other' (/me shivers) mans sperm out of the vagina.

Racer 10-10-2006 09:05 AM

It must be true...I saw it on the discovery channel.

But, the joke is funny!!!

feelgood 10-10-2006 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanblah
But the real reason is oh-so-much grosser than that: It's so that the current male can scrape any sperm from previous males away from the cervix, thus making it more likely that the current male will impregnate the female. ;)

Wow, that is seriously interesting piece of information

Disco Stu 10-10-2006 10:04 AM

wow....we must have been sluts when we evolved that characteristic

vanblah 10-10-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco Stu
wow....we must have been sluts when we evolved that characteristic

Not much has changed ...

streak_56 10-10-2006 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanblah
Not much has changed ...

definately...

analog 10-10-2006 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanblah
Not much has changed ...

BA-ZING!!!


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