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asdf1001 · 06-09-2003, 09:34 AM

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.

(talk about revenge ...)

PKoi · 06-09-2003, 10:12 AM

This sounds like an urban legend to me.

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm

viveleroi0 · 06-09-2003, 03:31 PM

that is cool

shadowmaster · 06-09-2003, 08:29 PM

this guy rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!

pta200 · 06-10-2003, 08:20 AM

nice work!

ganon · 06-10-2003, 10:00 AM

i love revenge, even the urban legend kind. (if this is actually what this is) it gives us all good ideas.

God of Thunder · 07-01-2003, 11:14 AM

That legend has been around almost as long as the Eddie Murphy one about the dogs in the elevator in Vegas.

The thing of it is. It always comes from someone whos best friend's mother's cousin saw it, so it must be true.

06-09-2003, 09:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.'' He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy. (talk about revenge ...) __________________ Goodbye!

06-09-2003, 10:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
PKoi Upright	urban legends This sounds like an urban legend to me. http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm

06-09-2003, 03:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	that is cool __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

06-09-2003, 08:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
shadowmaster Upright Location: anywhere and everywhere	this guy rocks!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ I always make sure my job is done before I go

06-10-2003, 10:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
ganon Insane Location: in my head	i love revenge, even the urban legend kind. (if this is actually what this is) it gives us all good ideas. __________________ "My give up, my give up." - Jar Jar Binks

06-10-2003, 08:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
pta200 Insane	nice work!

07-01-2003, 11:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	That legend has been around almost as long as the Eddie Murphy one about the dogs in the elevator in Vegas. The thing of it is. It always comes from someone whos best friend's mother's cousin saw it, so it must be true. __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage