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NeoSparky · 09-22-2006, 12:18 PM

Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given duties to their new wives.

The first man had married a woman from Missouri, and bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and all the house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Texas. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day, he did not see any results... but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was cleaned, dishes were done and he had a huge meal on the table.

The third man had married a California girl. He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day, he did not see anything... the second day, he didn't see anything, but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.

Lady Sage · 09-22-2006, 03:30 PM

I like the california girl! Where I come from those first two men who saw results on day 3? That would be because they would have done it themselves!

09-22-2006, 12:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
NeoSparky Crazy	Newlyweds Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given duties to their new wives. The first man had married a woman from Missouri, and bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and all the house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Texas. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day, he did not see any results... but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was cleaned, dishes were done and he had a huge meal on the table. The third man had married a California girl. He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day, he did not see anything... the second day, he didn't see anything, but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.

09-22-2006, 03:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	I like the california girl! Where I come from those first two men who saw results on day 3? That would be because they would have done it themselves! __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.