The Checkup...
 

A woman goes to the doctor because she can't figure out why she has two strange green spots between her legs, one on each thigh.

The doctor does a lot of tests, but everything comes up negative. He checks several medical texts without getting any clues. Suddenly, he gets an idea.

"Is your husband a Gypsy?" he asks.

"Why, yes! How did you know?" she answers.

"Please tell your husband, madam, that his ear rings are not made of gold."

It got a chuckle

Oh dude... that's funny and original :D

That is quite clever! Thanks

Very nice!

brought a smile ... thanks!