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mjby2 · 09-13-2006, 04:35 AM

The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies. zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.

The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin'ceiling.

Sage · 09-13-2006, 10:26 AM

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh man... that's SO true... living in rural NC... oh man... that's GREAT!

SirLance · 09-13-2006, 02:03 PM

That brought on a belly laugh! Good one!

CSflim · 09-18-2006, 04:37 PM

Love it! Heard it before, but it made me laugh again.

09-13-2006, 04:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	Redneck lovin' The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy." The Frenchman replies. zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy. The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin'ceiling.

09-13-2006, 10:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	HA HA HA HA HA HA Oh man... that's SO true... living in rural NC... oh man... that's GREAT! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

09-13-2006, 02:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	That brought on a belly laugh! Good one! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-18-2006, 04:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Love it! Heard it before, but it made me laugh again. __________________