SirLance

I bought a new high-end car and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!" he said, "Nelson!"

The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he said, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles" or "Stones" I'd get one of their classic songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "Assholes!" I yelled.

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE my new car!

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balefire88

What?? OMG, Republicans suck...oh wait, forgot I wasn't in Politics.

Nice one.

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Brewmaniac

New twist on an old joke,I like it! Thanks

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doodlebird

would the joke be less funny if the radio actually played Nelson (the band) ?
probably.
that's why i dont write jokes.

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ratbastid

Wow! Voice-activated partisanship! Nice!

fresnelly

Technology by Blaupunkt-Diebold

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ratbastid

Right!

I guarantee you that car doesn't have a driver-verified paper trail.

absofsteel