Things people do/say, that piss me off ...
 

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time ... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

6. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

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You seem to be misunderstanding the meaning of this saying. It means you want to eat the cake, but still have the cake after you eat it. In other words, you want something and you don't want to have to give up anything (time, money, whatever) to get it.

It's a. . joke. . . .I don't think anyone is genuinely surprised that something is in the last place they look for it.



Die.




All I can say to all this is. . . .dude, you gotta calm down. You'll have a coronary before you're 30.

Uh he was just making a joke...

Looks like someone else need to calm down :D

Your joking ... right?
 

Dude!? ... Did you think i was serious ??? ... (psst, its called tilted humor) :thumbsup:

Haha - Good stuff

Um... isn't this a Maddox bit? I've been seeing a lot of these popping up lately without proper credit.

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Actually...this thread's considerably funnier than the original joke. :lol:

I don't think that's a Maddox piece...

Ahh the dangers of browsing via the new-posts function. didn't notice what board it was in. Oops.

I'm not sure. It sounds suspiciously like George Carlin though.

If you google "do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is" you get lots of hits.

Been there...
Done that...

Just beware the Ladies Lounge. ;) Fall in there, and you ain't comin' out in one piece. :thumbsup:

Been there...
Done that...

***sigh***

;)

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Just my $0.02

You enjoyed it... right :D

We should have t-shirts made up!

"I posted in the Ladies Lounge and all I got was this t-shirt"
"and 1 missing nut."

Are we allowed to plead the fifth in TFP? :lol:

Actually this is a George Wallace bit. He aslo said things like "six on one hand , half a dozen on the other. What the hell does that mean. I have 5 on one hand and half of ten on the other. Who the hell has 12 fingers?"

Really? Cause I happen to be a fan of George Carlin and know for a fact that those were in one of his routines.

obviously Tilted Humor seems to be misleading to some people... we need to change it to something a little more obvious

wow ... got a lot of mileage outta that one ... :thumbsup:

i've definetely heard it in a geaorge carlin comedy show before...

Rofl.

Nice post, btw.