Brewmaniac

Do you remember this one?

Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil
decides to pay a visit.

The doors burst open, and a roiling black cloud rolls in with the devil
in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming -
all except for two. One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer.

Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can
understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you
preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (points
to the farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?"

The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "Why, I'm surprised
you don't recognize me...I've been married to your sister for 36 years!

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Gatorade Frost

Hahahahah - Brilliant

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genuinegirly

hehehe.
that's awesome.

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Sage

Great joke! Am I the only person who started singing No Doubt's "Sunday Morning" the minute I saw the title of this post?

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tekaweni

That IS good! thanks :-)

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SirLance

Awesome! Funny!

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