nrclark

1. Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty
(Just how guilty was he?)

2. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
(That will save the cost of imprisoning him!)

3. Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty
(I say, give it to him.)

4. Man Jumps Off Bridge. Neither Jumper Nor Body Found
(WTF??)

5. After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth
(Well, this confirms what many of us have suspected about California.)

6. Woman Improving After Fatal Crash
(Modern science is amazing isn't it?)

7. Deer Kill 17,328
(Okay, who's selling arms to the deer?)

8. Old School Pillars Are Replaced by Alumni
(But can they hold up the roof?)

Siege

The first one strikes me as a little odd (beyond the actual joke).

My favourite has to be #7

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KungFuGuy

they're funny but i think that the paratheticals are very distracting.

Silvy

Extremely funny headlines.

at #2 I can actually hear some people say "Hell yeah, 'bout time" on reading that.

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SirLance

3 does it for me, I'd kill to see a tougher death penalty!

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genuinegirly

hehe. I always new California was another planet.

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