"Lifesavers" ... didn't know they made that flavour!? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

nrclark · 08-23-2006, 12:44 PM

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-grade schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green..........lime,"

"Orange........orange."

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," said the professor, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My God!! Spit them out everyone, they're arse-holes!"

Brewmaniac · 08-23-2006, 01:02 PM

Ha,ha,ha very funny! Thanks for sharing.

Sage · 08-23-2006, 04:26 PM

that's just so wrong

SirLance · 08-23-2006, 04:52 PM

That's funny, it reminds me of one Brew posted about scents at the grocery store.

Siege · 08-23-2006, 05:15 PM

Oh man, this is a good one

genuinegirly · 08-27-2006, 07:12 PM

Oh, i'm about to die laughing!

08-23-2006, 12:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	"Lifesavers" ... didn't know they made that flavour!? A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-grade schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say: "Red............cherry," "Yellow.........lemon," "Green..........lime," "Orange........orange." Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," said the professor, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My God!! Spit them out everyone, they're arse-holes!"

08-23-2006, 01:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Ha,ha,ha very funny! Thanks for sharing. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-23-2006, 04:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	that's just so wrong __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

08-23-2006, 04:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	That's funny, it reminds me of one Brew posted about scents at the grocery store. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-23-2006, 05:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
Siege is a tiger Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada	Oh man, this is a good one __________________ "Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek" --Kevin Smith This part just makes my posts easier to find

08-27-2006, 07:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Oh, i'm about to die laughing! __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy