nrclark

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-grade schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green..........lime,"

"Orange........orange."

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," said the professor, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My God!! Spit them out everyone, they're arse-holes!"

Brewmaniac

Ha,ha,ha very funny! Thanks for sharing.

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Sage

that's just so wrong

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SirLance

That's funny, it reminds me of one Brew posted about scents at the grocery store.

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Siege

Oh man, this is a good one

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This part just makes my posts easier to find

genuinegirly

Oh, i'm about to die laughing!

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