The Wal-Mart Greeter
 

In the spirit of the current "lojack your kids" thread:

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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the
Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

:lol: good one!

wow thats a new one, awesome joke

Hmmm...I think that I've seen that woman at Walmart.

One has to wonder if this is a joke, or relates an actual incident...

Funny in any case...

that's why i don't go to walmart - pretty rude to ugly people... we need to shop somewhere too... jeesh...