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guthmund · 08-16-2006, 01:13 PM

"In medicine, it is necessary to have two very important qualities as a doctor." the professor said to his first-year medical students as he threw back the white sheet uncovering the cadaver on the table. "The first is that you must not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

With a practiced motion the professor leaned over, stuck his finger up the dead man's anus, withdrew and appeared to suck on it for the briefest of moments. "Go ahead." he said, "you give it a shot."

The students were understandably freaked out a bit and it took several urgings and more than few glares from the professor to get the students moving. Eventually though, every student made his or her way to the front of the crowd, stuck their index finger up the dead man's anus, withdrew it and sucked on it for the briefest of moments.

When everyone in the class had finished, the professor stood before them with a slightly bemused look on his face. "The second most important quality is observation. If you had been paying attention you would have noticed that although it was my middle finger I stuck in, it was my index finger I was sucking on. Now pay attention!"

SirLance · 08-16-2006, 01:37 PM

Auggh! What a lesson! Funny!

loganmule · 08-17-2006, 05:32 AM

this one has been around for a long time...whether or not it's true or urban legend, it still is funny and makes a point

Toaster126 · 08-17-2006, 07:00 AM

Oh my God... awesome.

guthmund · 08-17-2006, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loganmule

this one has been around for a long time...whether or not it's true or urban legend, it still is funny and makes a point

I stole it from a copy of FHM from the Phillipines.

I mean it was the Phillipine version of FHM and not an FHM magazine from like...the actual Phillipine Islands.......nevermind.

absorbentishe · 08-17-2006, 01:09 PM

Oldie but still a goodie!

nrclark · 08-22-2006, 07:35 AM

so let me get this straight, you went all the way to the Phillipines and all you brought back was a phillipino version of a magazine that you could have gotten here ... how come you didnt bring back a wife? wtf?

08-16-2006, 01:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	Two important qualities every doctor should have "In medicine, it is necessary to have two very important qualities as a doctor." the professor said to his first-year medical students as he threw back the white sheet uncovering the cadaver on the table. "The first is that you must not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." With a practiced motion the professor leaned over, stuck his finger up the dead man's anus, withdrew and appeared to suck on it for the briefest of moments. "Go ahead." he said, "you give it a shot." The students were understandably freaked out a bit and it took several urgings and more than few glares from the professor to get the students moving. Eventually though, every student made his or her way to the front of the crowd, stuck their index finger up the dead man's anus, withdrew it and sucked on it for the briefest of moments. When everyone in the class had finished, the professor stood before them with a slightly bemused look on his face. "The second most important quality is observation. If you had been paying attention you would have noticed that although it was my middle finger I stuck in, it was my index finger I was sucking on. Now pay attention!" __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

08-16-2006, 01:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Auggh! What a lesson! Funny! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-17-2006, 07:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	Oh my God... awesome. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

08-22-2006, 07:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	so let me get this straight, you went all the way to the Phillipines and all you brought back was a phillipino version of a magazine that you could have gotten here ... how come you didnt bring back a wife? wtf? Last edited by nrclark; 08-22-2006 at 07:38 AM.. Reason: caint spel korect

08-17-2006, 05:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	this one has been around for a long time...whether or not it's true or urban legend, it still is funny and makes a point

08-17-2006, 01:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Oldie but still a goodie!