Jackebear

I just received this from a buddy of mine...thought it was pretty good.

GOLF & BUTTERCUPS

Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every
buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.

Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your
life...... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter on anything for
the rest of your life!!!!!”

Then POOF!......she was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered to his friend, Fred,
“where are you?"
Fred yelled back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Dave shouted back,

"DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"

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Brewmaniac

Clever joke, thanks for posting it!

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