Brewmaniac

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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Willravel

A few of mine do that too. Very, very cool stuff. I wish I had the same thing for my produce at home.
Strange, but worth a laugh. At least it doesn't smell like cows.
Is it like an aerosol spray or something? Maybe like an air freshener for a car?
HAHAHA!!! Well played.

Redlemon

Truly. It went from "cool", to "interesting", to "hmm, that's a bit weird", to "Oh! That's funny!"

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MageB420666

Yeah, Kroger's has started going a bit overboard....

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Daniel_

Love it.

Well done.

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SirLance

I wonder what happens near the "feminine hygene products..."

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Brewmaniac

Oh, don't go there Sir, please!

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roadkill

I bet the drink section would be a riot.