"I Think Your The Father Of One Of My Kids"
 

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at
him saying hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place
where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?" to which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching,
while your partner whipped my ass with wet
celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass?"
No, she said... I'm your son's math teacher

Well....she could've been one and the same. Underpaid teachers need to moonlight, y'know. ;)

Haha that's pretty funny

Ok, I laughed and snorted Kool-aid out my nose and onto just about everything in a two foot radius. I hope you are happy...

i like that one.

I love this joke. I've heard it before, but I forgot about it until I read the title. Thanks for the reminder.

That made my day. Funny stuff.

cookmo, this a classic! Thanks for posting it.

hahaha....great joke!

awesome joke, best of all my gf is a teacher. I can use it on her and she'll enjoy it even more.

Piss-your-pants funny! I'll send you my dry cleaning bill.

That was a good one!!!