nrclark

1. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

2. Support bacteria! They're the only culture some people have.

3. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

4. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

5. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

6. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

7. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "WTF happened?".

8. What is the speed of dark?

9. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

10. Just remember - If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.