The sleep-retardant properties of my ex-girlfriend - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Redlemon · 08-02-2006, 12:58 PM

Since you really need to see the graphs and mathematical symbols, here's a link to the 4 page PDF.

From the introduction:

Quote:

The importance of a good night’s sleep can not be overestimated. Getting more than 7 hours of sleep a night helps in retention and deep encoding of information, which is essential in graduate school.[1] Also, getting sufficient amounts of sleep results in a better mood and a greater level of happiness. [2]

Given this, I decided to conduct a study on those factors which influenced the amount of sleep I was getting, in order to determine how to get more sleep.

One factor which I predicted would have especially large effects was my girlfriend at the time, Hermina. I have induced that several of my acquaintances believe that Hermina would have significant positive effects on sleep – in the words of one such acquaintance, Tom, “Man, she’s hot. I’d really like to sleep with her.”[3] Other acquaintances have also expressed an interest in her sleep-inducing properties. [4][5]

Be sure to read the footnotes.

Crack · 08-04-2006, 06:27 AM

That's pretty awesome

Jinn · 08-04-2006, 06:53 AM

Man his citations are very verbose. He cited every Tom, Dick, and Harry that he interviewed!

shoegirl · 08-04-2006, 08:02 AM

hehehe

i love it!

flat5 · 08-10-2006, 09:43 AM

I sent it to someone who wants to use it if she starts teaching again. As an example.

08-04-2006, 06:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	That's pretty awesome __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

08-04-2006, 06:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	Man his citations are very verbose. He cited every Tom, Dick, and Harry that he interviewed! __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

08-04-2006, 08:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
shoegirl Addict Location: Ohio	hehehe i love it!

08-10-2006, 09:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	I sent it to someone who wants to use it if she starts teaching again. As an example.