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Redlemon 08-02-2006 12:58 PM
The sleep-retardant properties of my ex-girlfriend
 
Since you really need to see the graphs and mathematical symbols, here's a link to the 4 page PDF.

From the introduction:
Quote:
The importance of a good night’s sleep can not be overestimated. Getting more than 7 hours of sleep a night helps in retention and deep encoding of information, which is essential in graduate school.[1] Also, getting sufficient amounts of sleep results in a better mood and a greater level of happiness. [2]

Given this, I decided to conduct a study on those factors which influenced the amount of sleep I was getting, in order to determine how to get more sleep.

One factor which I predicted would have especially large effects was my girlfriend at the time, Hermina. I have induced that several of my acquaintances believe that Hermina would have significant positive effects on sleep – in the words of one such acquaintance, Tom, “Man, she’s hot. I’d really like to sleep with her.”[3] Other acquaintances have also expressed an interest in her sleep-inducing properties. [4][5]
Be sure to read the footnotes.

Crack 08-04-2006 06:27 AM
That's pretty awesome

Jinn 08-04-2006 06:53 AM
Man his citations are very verbose. He cited every Tom, Dick, and Harry that he interviewed!

shoegirl 08-04-2006 08:02 AM
hehehe :) i love it!

flat5 08-10-2006 09:43 AM
I sent it to someone who wants to use it if she starts teaching again. As an example.


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