A funny thing happened at the grocery store
 

A funny thing happened yesterday.

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in
the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a
car hit me.

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Could be an oldie or a true recounting of daily fun. It arrived from a completely unknown address.

*in her best Bill Engvall voice*

Here's her sign!

Look down a few posts, you'll see New diet posted twice. Doesn't search work anymore?

Sorry guys.

Mods, please kill, maim, destroy.

Some of us bad members don't use search anymore since it's not reliable.

You're right search isn't as reliable as it could be sorry Cyrnel for coming down so hard!