8 yr old humor: dinosaur jokes
 

stumbled across these somewhere on the crazy info web.
i remember thinking this type of joke was hilarious...
when i was 8.
so please, share these with an 8 yr old in your life.

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?
A: Long distance!

Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!

These are kinda like the ones on the packets of instant oatmeal. My inner 8 year old is laughing uproariously at your jokes. I miss him, sometimes.

i'm right there with ya underdog... :) those jokes are cute... :)

I think I've linked this before, but for 4 year old humor, you have to check out "Jokes from the Booster Seat" on The Sneeze. Amazingly abstract jokes created by the blogger's kid.

Okay, I laughed out loud... I'll tell these to my kids, and they won't think they're funny...