Mobo123

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, President Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down."

Lady Sage

ROFL!!!!!! Priceless!!!!!

The_Jazz

Ok, I actually did laugh out loud there and had to forward it along to my assistants when they asked what was so funny.

Fantastic!

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SirLance

OK, that's a good one!

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Destrox

I lol'd. very good, and it will be repeated!

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Brewmaniac

Don't you just love it! Good joke, all true to boot.

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Darklight Adept

normally I don't care for bush is dumb type jokes....But damn if'n I didn't like this one

Zeraph

Very good

biznatch

Awesome Joke, still chuckling a bit.