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Old 07-07-2006, 03:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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RABBIT

How do you catch a special rabbit?
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Old 07-07-2006, 04:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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i don't know. why don't you tell us?
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Old 07-07-2006, 05:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Leave a carrot under a propped up box that will fall on him when he walks in?
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Old 07-07-2006, 05:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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entice him with some delicious turnips and lettuce?
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Old 07-07-2006, 06:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You catch a special rabbit by trapping with with "special" brownies!!
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Old 07-07-2006, 06:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How do you catch a special rabbit?

I'm wearing my Converse today, just for a change. I wouldn't say that any of my shoes are particularly noisy, but my Converse are completely silent. I feel like I'm pitter-patting rather than walking and I have a new appreciation for the use of the word "sneaker" to refer to this kind of shoe.

I bet Converse has special contracts to shoe* ninjas.

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* Clarification: This is the verb "to shoe" rather than a reference to shoe-ninjas. Although I think I might want to be a shoe-ninja when I grow up.


I googled, and this is what I found. Still don't know what's so funny?
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Old 07-08-2006, 02:12 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hehe...I hope I don't ruin anyones fun, so I'll keep it in a spoiler tag
Spoiler: To catch a special rabit, unique upon it
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Old 07-08-2006, 02:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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OH MAN! That was sooo bad, it's good.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Unique up on him!

How do you catch a domestic rabbit?
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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with your hands.
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Old 07-17-2006, 01:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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tame way!!
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