07-07-2006, 05:47 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Leave a carrot under a propped up box that will fall on him when he walks in?
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07-07-2006, 05:48 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Eat your vegetables
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entice him with some delicious turnips and lettuce?
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07-07-2006, 06:43 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Searching for the perfect brew!
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How do you catch a special rabbit?
I'm wearing my Converse today, just for a change. I wouldn't say that any of my shoes are particularly noisy, but my Converse are completely silent. I feel like I'm pitter-patting rather than walking and I have a new appreciation for the use of the word "sneaker" to refer to this kind of shoe. I bet Converse has special contracts to shoe* ninjas. ––––– * Clarification: This is the verb "to shoe" rather than a reference to shoe-ninjas. Although I think I might want to be a shoe-ninja when I grow up. I googled, and this is what I found. Still don't know what's so funny?
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07-08-2006, 02:23 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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OH MAN! That was sooo bad, it's good.
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