nrclark

1. Two blonde women living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.

One woman says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away -- Florida or the moon?"

The other woman turns and says, "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida??"

2. A blonde woman was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.

She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"