Brewmaniac

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

They send me a BLIND policeman."

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Silvy

haha, good one!

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CSflim

Hahahahaha. That was a great one. Didn't see it coming!

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la petite moi

Oh man! Good one.

Gatorade Frost

It's funny because it's so true..

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SirLance

Only a blonde! Good one, Brew!

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Gnzo

that a great one!