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Old 07-02-2006, 10:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wulff & Morgenthaler (06/26 - 07/02)















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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 07-03-2006, 02:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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love the surreal ones esp but did not get the beaver strip ? thanks nancy
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Old 07-03-2006, 08:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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did not get the beaver strip ? thanks nancy

That beaver shows up doing something strange and it's always referred to as "You fucked-up, crazy-ass, weirdo beaver!"
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Old 07-03-2006, 09:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
And its building a dam made out of kids!
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Old 07-05-2006, 09:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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those dam kindergarteners! (booo on me for that one!)
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