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nrclark · 07-07-2006, 10:30 AM

1. Two blonde women living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.

One woman says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away -- Florida or the moon?"

The other woman turns and says, "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida??"

2. A blonde woman was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.

She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

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nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	another blonde joke ... 1. Two blonde women living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking. One woman says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away -- Florida or the moon?" The other woman turns and says, "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida??" 2. A blonde woman was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"