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Old 06-28-2006, 05:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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They walk among us.

I stole this funny stuff from another forum, it's funny or Am I drunk?

TO THOSE OF US WHO HAVE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO WORK WITH THESE PEOPLE, WE
KNOW THESE ITEMS (GEMS) TO BE THE TRUTH. IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD THE
OPPORTUNITY, NOW YOU KNOW WHY WE ARE SCREWED UP AS A COUNTRY, AND WHY JAY
LENO IS DOING HIS 'MAN ON THE STREET INTERVIEWS'.

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there
without even
one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were
too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
Caution...
They Walk Among Us
> ====================
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When
my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime,

she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!
====================
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . .
They Walk Among Us!
====================
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
moving". . They Walk Among Us!
====================
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us!
====================
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
They Walk Among Us!
====================
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an
earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time
> she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the
same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...
They Walk Among Us!
====================
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived
yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!
====================
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces. Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Great! I love the first one and the seatbelt ones.

But I bet I have had my fair share of moments myself... but none that will be shared here!
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Brain cells not required, common sense optional.
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Old 06-28-2006, 07:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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heh....I'd actually like it if someone gave me a 20% discount on 10% discounted things
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