Gatorade Frost

And God said, "Let there be vodka!"
And He saw it was good.
Then God said, "Let there be light!"
And then He said, "Whoa, too much light."



My house every Sunday morning.

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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips

Lady Sage

Thank goodness it wasnt everclear!

Zodijackyl

This is certainly a good joke to be told when you're sitting around with friends taking shots.