Brewmaniac

After his death, Al-Zarqawi went to heaven. There, he was greeted by
George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across his face and yell at
him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Al-Zarqawi in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison entered, kicked Al-Zarqawi in the groin and said, "This is
why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Al-Zarqawi many times with
a long cane and said, "it was evil men like you that provided me the
inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and
66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim
terrorist leader.

As Al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an Angel
appeared. Al-Zarqawi wept and said to the Angel, "This is not what you
promised me!

"The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for
you in heaven. What did you think I said?"

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Gatorade Frost

Ahahahahahah - Awesome. That's gorgeous.

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Lady Sage

Priceless... completely priceless... this should be a mastercard commerical and proof that translation isnt always everything... maybe the 72 Virginians were all Virgins as well? Or perhaps the 72 Virgin females should be wearing the rape-proof condoms from another thread that imbeds all those lil barbs that can only be removed with surgery? That would be pretty awesome too *maniacal laugh*

nmm

Hehe... Nice one...

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Racer

Excellent!!!

SirLance

I heard he was smokin' when he died....

Not cigarettes, but flames...

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Zodijackyl

Additionally, James Monroe stabbed him while yelling "I'll show you the era of good feelings!"

Bad joke I know, but I had that on the top of my head and it seems like it could fit in if you added the other 66.

Daniel_

Cute.

I always wondered about the virgins - what if they were all 95 year old nuns? Yeurch!

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