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Old 06-22-2006, 12:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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30th Anniversary

An elderly married couple decide to spice things up for their 30th aniversary and visit a nude beach.

While there, the wife notices that her husband is checking out all the young females. Feeling jealous she says:

"Hey Merl, what did you think of me the first time you saw me naked?"

He says, "Well Ethel, I thought I wanted to suck your tits dry and Fuck your brains out."

She smiles and says, "What do you think of me now?"

He looks over to her and says, "I think I did a damn good Job."
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol... Good one!!
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Old 06-22-2006, 04:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Great joke! A new classic.
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Old 06-22-2006, 05:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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groan....

funny

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Old 06-22-2006, 06:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hehe, that's awesome.
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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love it! great joke
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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haha, Funniest thing I heard all day.
Thanks
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That was a pretty good one.
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hehehe thanx
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