06-16-2006, 06:04 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
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Presidents in Oz
>Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
>and off they whirled to the land of OZ. > > > >They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great >Wizard. > > > >"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?" > > > >Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: > "I've come for some courage." > > > >"No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?" > >Richard Nixon stepped forward, >"Well, I think I need a heart." > > > > > > "Done! says the Wizard. >Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?" > > > > > >Up stepped Dubya and said, >"I'm told that I need a brain." > >"No problem! said the Wizard. >Consider it done." > >Then there is a great silence in the hall. >Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, >But he doesn't say a word. >Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, > > > > "Well, what do you want?" > > > >"IS DOROTHY HERE?" Last edited by cameroncrazy822; 06-16-2006 at 06:09 AM.. |
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