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Old 06-16-2006, 06:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Presidents in Oz

>Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
>and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
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>They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great
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>"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
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>Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
> "I've come for some courage."
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>"No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"
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>Richard Nixon stepped forward,
>"Well, I think I need a heart."
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> "Done! says the Wizard.
>Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
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>Up stepped Dubya and said,
>"I'm told that I need a brain."
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>"No problem! said the Wizard.
>Consider it done."
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>Then there is a great silence in the hall.
>Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
>But he doesn't say a word.
>Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
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> "Well, what do you want?"
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>"IS DOROTHY HERE?"

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Old 06-16-2006, 05:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I hope he brought along some cigars hahahahahahahahaha!
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Old 06-16-2006, 07:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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*groan* Awesome.
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