Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Humor


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 06-09-2006, 12:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
Searching for the perfect brew!
 
Brewmaniac's Avatar
 
Argument About Sex

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this... When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?
__________________
"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
Brewmaniac is offline  
Old 06-09-2006, 01:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
nmm
Tilted
 
lol... Good one!
__________________
Nihilistic Mad Man... Gallic Hedonist... Freak of Nature...
nmm is offline  
Old 06-09-2006, 02:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
Junkie
 
SirLance's Avatar
 
Location: In the middle of the desert.
Puts the shoe on the other...er...foot...

good one!
__________________
DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.
SirLance is offline  
Old 06-11-2006, 05:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
Insane
 
now i'm jealous
KungFuGuy is offline  
Old 06-11-2006, 05:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
Quote:
"Think about this... When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?
That's a great punchline...
__________________
Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
maleficent is offline  
Old 06-12-2006, 06:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
Tilted
 
Location: Canada
LOL ... WAY FUNNY!, except my girlfriend laugh'd more than me ???
nrclark is offline  
Old 06-13-2006, 06:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
Devoted
 
Redlemon's Avatar
 
Donor
Location: New England
Teiresias knows the answer to that question.
Quote:
Teiresias was a Theban seer. During his youth he came upon two snakes coupling on a mountain near the city. He struck the female with his staff and walked on. He immediately found himself transformed into a woman. Seven or eight years later, coming upon the same snakes engaged in the same activity, Teiresias struck the male and returned at once to his masculine form. Not long after, while Hera and Zeus were debating whether a man or a woman takes the greater pleasure from sex, it occurred to them to call in Teiresias as arbiter, since he was the only man on earth who could answer the question from firsthand knowledge. The young man responded that women experienced nine or ten times more pleasure than men. This reply infuriated Hera, who blinded Teiresias on the spot. Zeus, on the other hand, rewarded him with the gift of prophecy and gave him long life as well.
The women win.
__________________
I can't read your signature. Sorry.
Redlemon is offline  
Old 06-13-2006, 04:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
Mistress of Mayhem
 
Lady Sage's Avatar
 
Location: Canton, Ohio
Kinda makes ya look at "wet willies" in a new light eh?
Lady Sage is offline  
Old 06-13-2006, 07:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
Everything's better with bacon
 
SaltPork's Avatar
 
Location: In your local grocer's freezer.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Sage
Kinda makes ya look at "wet willies" in a new light eh?
first of all, wet willies are freakin' nasty. why would anyone want to put their finger, wet or dry in someone else's ear...yuck!!

Secondly, and more important, I would love to be a woman for a couple of weeks....nuff said on that.
__________________
It was like that when I got here....I swear.
SaltPork is offline  
Old 06-16-2006, 05:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
Mistress of Mayhem
 
Lady Sage's Avatar
 
Location: Canton, Ohio
Quote:
Originally Posted by SaltPork
Secondly, and more important, I would love to be a woman for a couple of weeks....nuff said on that.
Can I pick the couple of weeks? I think I speak for almost all of the women when I say I want your first week to be PMS... headaches, cramps, bloating and maybe some nausea... then THE week... you know... tampons, pads and running to the bathroom OH MY! Then as a bonus for being such a good sport you can have 3 days to enjoy the OTHER stuff!

You DID want the full effect didnt you? (This is the part where I run away and hide cause hes gonna hurt me)
Lady Sage is offline  
 

Tags
argument, sex


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 03:31 AM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73