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Brewmaniac

06-09-2006 12:56 PM

Argument About Sex

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this... When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?

nmm	06-09-2006 01:40 PM

lol... Good one! :D

SirLance

06-09-2006 02:39 PM

Puts the shoe on the other...er...foot...

good one!

KungFuGuy

06-11-2006 05:00 PM

:( now i'm jealous

maleficent

06-11-2006 05:04 PM

Quote:

"Think about this... When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?

That's a great punchline...:)

nrclark

06-12-2006 06:01 PM

LOL ... WAY FUNNY!, except my girlfriend laugh'd more than me ??? :|

Redlemon

06-13-2006 06:38 AM

Teiresias knows the answer to that question.

Quote:

Teiresias was a Theban seer. During his youth he came upon two snakes coupling on a mountain near the city. He struck the female with his staff and walked on. He immediately found himself transformed into a woman. Seven or eight years later, coming upon the same snakes engaged in the same activity, Teiresias struck the male and returned at once to his masculine form. Not long after, while Hera and Zeus were debating whether a man or a woman takes the greater pleasure from sex, it occurred to them to call in Teiresias as arbiter, since he was the only man on earth who could answer the question from firsthand knowledge. The young man responded that women experienced nine or ten times more pleasure than men. This reply infuriated Hera, who blinded Teiresias on the spot. Zeus, on the other hand, rewarded him with the gift of prophecy and gave him long life as well.

The women win.

Lady Sage

06-13-2006 04:01 PM

Kinda makes ya look at "wet willies" in a new light eh?

SaltPork

06-13-2006 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Sage

Kinda makes ya look at "wet willies" in a new light eh?

first of all, wet willies are freakin' nasty. why would anyone want to put their finger, wet or dry in someone else's ear...yuck!!

Secondly, and more important, I would love to be a woman for a couple of weeks....nuff said on that.

Lady Sage

06-16-2006 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaltPork

Secondly, and more important, I would love to be a woman for a couple of weeks....nuff said on that.

Can I pick the couple of weeks? I think I speak for almost all of the women when I say I want your first week to be PMS... headaches, cramps, bloating and maybe some nausea... then THE week... you know... tampons, pads and running to the bathroom OH MY! Then as a bonus for being such a good sport ;) you can have 3 days to enjoy the OTHER stuff!:lol:

You DID want the full effect didnt you? (This is the part where I run away and hide cause hes gonna hurt me)

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