Nancy

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Gatorade Frost

Wow, those were all really abstract this week.

The peach one's great, though.

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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips

aphex140

Nice one Nancy loved the dog in business

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Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila.

[/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]

Ample

I got a good kick out of all of them. First one was my fav though.

Thanks, for posting them.

dd3953

I have to agree, the first was my fav as well, but they well all funny

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[Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]