Me Tarzan - You Jane
 

One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed to have sex.

"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."

Horrified, she said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show
you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her
legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"

"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.

HAHAHA!!!

Excellent!

LMAO

ow... I remember that one :p

LOL. This one was actually funny *wipes away tear*. What a doltz. You'd think the hormones would kick in just by taking a look at that piece of tail ;)

shit, after jane recovers from that kick, tarzan will get worse than a sting from a bee!!

Silly Tarzan

Hey, he's a careful guy! How many of us have just jammed it in there without checking for bees first? Hunh? Hunh!?

You'd think that tree might chaffe alittle?? Maybe he used honey to lube it up???

I know the version where tarzan uses a tree branch to check in the hole for bees........ I think jane got off lucky with a kick!

Funny stuff! Thanks

this years Animated Porno of the year Poke-a-Hotass followed closly by When Tarzan fucked Jane

that was funny:D:lol:

hehehehehe

Classic :)

AWESOME!!!

That would be an interesting fanatasy though... jane teaching tarzan all about sex.

funny

Tarzan and Jane
 

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane plained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,.... but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed: "What did you do that for?" "Tarzan check for squirrel."

Muahahaha... Really funny!

Heheh, Tarzan barking up wrong tree

had never considered checking for squirrels..