You're either married or you're gay...(add-on thread)
 

I caught some of these from Jeff Foxworthy on Sirius the other morning and they nearly killed me. Here are the ones he gave - can anybody think of any others that would fit?


If you're a man and your bed has a dust ruffle and seven pillows......you're either married or you're gay.


If you're a man and you missed a big football game in order to go antique shopping......you're either married or you're gay.


If you're a man and you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman.....you're either married or you're gay.

The sad thing is... those are all very valid points...

when you move house the biggest box is marked "bags and shoes" LOL:lol:

You know, I'm normally a bit oversensitive to humor that mocks homosexuals . . . but the first two are pretty accurate. The third one could just mean that you're a nerd.

Gilda

I caught more of his bit on the radio again this morning, and heard another.

If you're a man and you've ever used Astroglide......

Do pillows that are high tech positional sex pillows count? And I've used astroglide, I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean anything.