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Old 06-06-2003, 11:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
The Cheshire Grin...
 
Location: An Aussie Outback
Pierre The Fighter Pilot

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for
pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is
in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says,"Pierre, kiss me!"

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and
Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it
on her breasts.

"Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"

She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really
steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much
lower!"

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in
her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie
throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE
HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"

Our 'hero' stands and says definitely, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!
If I go down, I go down in flames!"

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Old 06-07-2003, 06:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2003, 07:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Golden Olden
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Old 06-07-2003, 08:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL!!!!


That was great!
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Old 06-07-2003, 09:08 AM   #5 (permalink)
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rofl, funny
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Old 06-07-2003, 09:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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How 'bout them French!
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Old 06-07-2003, 10:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Good stuff!
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Old 06-08-2003, 05:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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HAHA!
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Old 06-08-2003, 07:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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roflmao
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Heh heh. That's bloody great.
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:53 AM   #11 (permalink)
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very clever one. thanks
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Most amusing. Thanks for posting. I can't
wait to entertain my few remaining friends
with this one.
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:04 PM   #13 (permalink)
back from sabbatical
 
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That's a new one. Great.
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Old 06-09-2003, 10:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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a joke i havent heard before. definately a keeper.
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Old 06-09-2003, 11:58 PM   #15 (permalink)
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New to me, very funny.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:00 AM   #16 (permalink)
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sorry for the dissent but . . . lacking

love you tho don't think i'm an asshole
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Old 06-21-2003, 02:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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love it
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Old 06-21-2003, 02:53 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Clever, but everyone knows that there's no such thing as a brave French fighter pilot! LOL!

Fuck the French... especially the cute ones!
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Old 06-21-2003, 03:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Thats great
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Old 06-22-2003, 10:45 AM   #20 (permalink)
The GrandDaddy of them all!
 
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hhaha, those french jokes
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Old 06-22-2003, 12:18 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Clever

The Darker Fire Within
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Old 06-22-2003, 12:44 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I love to make fun of the Frog. Good joke. Thanks
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