The Three Girlfriends - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

mike2360 · 04-20-2003, 01:44 PM

A man has three girlfriends and can't decide which one to marry, so he gives each of them $500 to see how they'll spend it. The first girl has a complete makeover - new hairstyle, facial, manicure, new dress, the whole nine yards. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much."

The second girl buys the man a new set of golf clubs. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much."

The third girl invests the money in the stock market, doubles it, reinvests it again, doubles it and hands the man $2000 in fresh $50 bills. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much."

The man thinks hard about how each girlfriend has managed the cash - and then he marries the one with the biggest breasts.

uffjohn · 04-20-2003, 01:46 PM

hahaha

flyboy · 04-20-2003, 03:03 PM

so true

RaZ · 04-20-2003, 03:10 PM

Probably what most people would do

Ronin_Tiger · 04-20-2003, 03:19 PM

Sounds like something I'd do.

sbscout · 04-20-2003, 05:27 PM

sad but true!

HeyAgain · 04-20-2003, 06:16 PM

A decision that is always decided by the head.

loganmule · 04-20-2003, 06:21 PM

funny and totally true, unless you are an ass man of course

batm4n_23 · 04-20-2003, 07:09 PM

good one -- punchline came out of nowhere

pilot123 · 04-20-2003, 07:11 PM

awesome joke

Peetster · 04-20-2003, 07:19 PM

Pretty funny. It's one of my favorite "guy jokes".

blaze · 04-20-2003, 08:08 PM

hahaha great joke. i didnt expect it with the setup

MexicanOnABike · 04-20-2003, 08:12 PM

hhehe... i'd get the chick with the money and buy her big boobs!

asdf1001 · 04-21-2003, 09:20 AM

that would be typical !!!!!!!!!

Willowsr · 04-21-2003, 10:04 AM

*LOL* Yep... that'd be a guy for you... good joke...

MikeyChalupa · 04-21-2003, 11:50 AM

A classic.

-Mikey

Empty_One · 04-21-2003, 11:50 AM

so true.

gov135 · 04-21-2003, 02:17 PM

Sounds good - sounds better with the nicest rear end. (or is that just me). thankx

teflonian · 04-21-2003, 05:33 PM

haha.. thanks for the joke mike... didn't expect that punch line.

RenegadeSoul · 04-21-2003, 05:34 PM

I wish I had 3 girlfriends.

Pheatius · 04-22-2003, 09:56 AM

Out of left field...loved it.

DisFunctional · 04-22-2003, 10:36 AM

I would chose the last one.

Zesty · 04-22-2003, 11:24 AM

LOL! so true

GremlinDelirium · 04-22-2003, 12:49 PM

Ha ha... Punchline came out of nowhere, true... but i know i am not an ass man nor am i a big boobs man... I personaly would choose either the first one cause she knows how to make herself happy or the third one because she has her money shit down.

opentocomments · 04-22-2003, 03:35 PM

Now all i need is $1500 and 3 girlfriends

maximusveritas · 04-22-2003, 03:41 PM

well, you would think he'd make this decision before he gave the girls 500 bucks
/being anal

soopafreek · 04-22-2003, 06:19 PM

fu-nny! :-)

fizzledorf · 04-23-2003, 04:17 AM

or, become a polygamist (right word?) and take them all?!?
not being married, maybe 1 is more than enough

guernzvt · 04-23-2003, 04:32 AM

stupid men

fro2020 · 04-23-2003, 08:11 AM

Well, isn't that what we'd all do?

Loup · 04-23-2003, 08:38 AM

Funny because it's true

JStrider · 04-23-2003, 08:58 AM

he has his priorities straight...

opentocomments · 04-23-2003, 12:45 PM

now thats a dicision maker he should run for office

aarchaon · 03-18-2004, 05:45 AM

Hahaha thats awesome. Good for him!

Poyzun_Ivy · 03-18-2004, 08:50 AM

How did I know that'd be the answer....

Why couldn't he have run off with the pool-boy instead?

-+ Ivy +-

canucker · 03-18-2004, 10:01 AM

that's a great joke, maybe cuz i'm hungover from St. Paddy's day..............

FoolThemAll · 03-18-2004, 10:14 AM

Very good. This one goes on my list.

bacon_masta · 03-18-2004, 11:32 AM

John Henry · 03-18-2004, 12:03 PM

The guy has three girlfriends and six hundred dollars and he goes and spoils it all by giving them the money and getting married. Sheesh! What a dick.

Seriously, though, very funny, thanks.

04-20-2003, 01:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
mike2360 Insane Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California	The Three Girlfriends A man has three girlfriends and can't decide which one to marry, so he gives each of them $500 to see how they'll spend it. The first girl has a complete makeover - new hairstyle, facial, manicure, new dress, the whole nine yards. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much." The second girl buys the man a new set of golf clubs. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much." The third girl invests the money in the stock market, doubles it, reinvests it again, doubles it and hands the man $2000 in fresh $50 bills. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much." The man thinks hard about how each girlfriend has managed the cash - and then he marries the one with the biggest breasts. __________________ justMike

04-20-2003, 03:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	Sounds like something I'd do. __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

04-20-2003, 05:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	sad but true! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

04-20-2003, 08:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hhehe... i'd get the chick with the money and buy her big boobs! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-21-2003, 09:20 AM	#14 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	that would be typical !!!!!!!!! __________________ Goodbye!

04-20-2003, 03:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
flyboy Upright Location: Australia	so true

04-20-2003, 03:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
RaZ Crazy	Probably what most people would do

04-20-2003, 06:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
HeyAgain Psycho	A decision that is always decided by the head.

04-20-2003, 06:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	funny and totally true, unless you are an ass man of course

04-20-2003, 07:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	good one -- punchline came out of nowhere

04-20-2003, 07:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
pilot123 Tilted	awesome joke

04-20-2003, 07:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Pretty funny. It's one of my favorite "guy jokes".

04-20-2003, 08:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
blaze Insane Location: In a van, down by the river	hahaha great joke. i didnt expect it with the setup

04-21-2003, 10:04 AM	#15 (permalink)
Willowsr Banned Location: Columbus, OH	LOL Yep... that'd be a guy for you... good joke...

04-21-2003, 11:50 AM	#16 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	A classic. -Mikey

04-22-2003, 11:24 AM	#23 (permalink)
Zesty Psycho	LOL! so true

04-22-2003, 06:19 PM	#27 (permalink)
soopafreek Psycho Location: ask your mom	fu-nny! :-) __________________ aaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!

04-23-2003, 04:32 AM	#29 (permalink)
guernzvt Upright	stupid men

04-23-2003, 08:11 AM	#30 (permalink)
fro2020 Still crazy after all these years Location: Norther Cal	Well, isn't that what we'd all do? __________________ I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.

04-21-2003, 11:50 AM	#17 (permalink)
Empty_One Addict Location: Milwaukee, WI	so true.

04-21-2003, 02:17 PM	#18 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	Sounds good - sounds better with the nicest rear end. (or is that just me). thankx

04-21-2003, 05:33 PM	#19 (permalink)
teflonian Appreciative Location: Paradise	haha.. thanks for the joke mike... didn't expect that punch line.

04-21-2003, 05:34 PM	#20 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	I wish I had 3 girlfriends.

04-22-2003, 09:56 AM	#21 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Out of left field...loved it.

04-22-2003, 10:36 AM	#22 (permalink)
DisFunctional Tilted	I would chose the last one.

04-22-2003, 12:49 PM	#24 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Ha ha... Punchline came out of nowhere, true... but i know i am not an ass man nor am i a big boobs man... I personaly would choose either the first one cause she knows how to make herself happy or the third one because she has her money shit down. __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

04-22-2003, 03:35 PM	#25 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	Now all i need is $1500 and 3 girlfriends __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

04-22-2003, 03:41 PM	#26 (permalink)
maximusveritas Winner	well, you would think he'd make this decision before he gave the girls 500 bucks /being anal

04-23-2003, 04:17 AM	#28 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	or, become a polygamist (right word?) and take them all?!? not being married, maybe 1 is more than enough

04-23-2003, 08:38 AM	#31 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	Funny because it's true

04-23-2003, 08:58 AM	#32 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	he has his priorities straight... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

04-23-2003, 12:45 PM	#33 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	now thats a dicision maker he should run for office __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

03-18-2004, 05:45 AM	#34 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	Hahaha thats awesome. Good for him! __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

03-18-2004, 08:50 AM	#35 (permalink)
Poyzun_Ivy Crazy Location: I'm standing right behind you...	Ah, men... How did I know that'd be the answer.... Why couldn't he have run off with the pool-boy instead? -+ Ivy +- __________________ She's pretty as a daisy But look out man she's crazy She'll really do you in If you let her get under your skin

03-18-2004, 10:01 AM	#36 (permalink)
canucker Crazy	that's a great joke, maybe cuz i'm hungover from St. Paddy's day.............. __________________ Go hard or go home; Just don't go home hard.

03-18-2004, 10:14 AM	#37 (permalink)
FoolThemAll Walking is Still Honest Location: Seattle, WA	Very good. This one goes on my list. __________________ I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

03-18-2004, 11:32 AM	#38 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial

03-18-2004, 12:03 PM	#39 (permalink)
John Henry Addict Location: Grey Britain	The guy has three girlfriends and six hundred dollars and he goes and spoils it all by giving them the money and getting married. Sheesh! What a dick. Seriously, though, very funny, thanks. __________________ "No one was behaving from very Buddhist motives. Then, thought Pigsy, he was hardly a Buddha, nor was he a monkey. Presently, he was a pig spirit changed into a little girl pretending to be a little boy to be offered to a water monster. It was all very simple to a pig spirit."