The Three Girlfriends
 

A man has three girlfriends and can't decide which one to marry, so he gives each of them $500 to see how they'll spend it. The first girl has a complete makeover - new hairstyle, facial, manicure, new dress, the whole nine yards. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much."

The second girl buys the man a new set of golf clubs. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much."

The third girl invests the money in the stock market, doubles it, reinvests it again, doubles it and hands the man $2000 in fresh $50 bills. "It's to please you," she explains, "because I love you so much."

The man thinks hard about how each girlfriend has managed the cash - and then he marries the one with the biggest breasts.

hahaha :)

so true

Probably what most people would do

Sounds like something I'd do.

sad but true!

A decision that is always decided by the head.

funny and totally true, unless you are an ass man of course

good one -- punchline came out of nowhere

awesome joke

Pretty funny. It's one of my favorite "guy jokes".

hahaha great joke. i didnt expect it with the setup

hhehe... i'd get the chick with the money and buy her big boobs!

that would be typical !!!!!!!!!

*LOL* Yep... that'd be a guy for you... good joke...

A classic.

-Mikey

so true.

Sounds good - sounds better with the nicest rear end. (or is that just me). thankx

haha.. thanks for the joke mike... didn't expect that punch line.

I wish I had 3 girlfriends.

Out of left field...loved it.

I would chose the last one.

LOL! so true

Ha ha... Punchline came out of nowhere, true... but i know i am not an ass man nor am i a big boobs man... I personaly would choose either the first one cause she knows how to make herself happy or the third one because she has her money shit down.

Now all i need is $1500 and 3 girlfriends

well, you would think he'd make this decision before he gave the girls 500 bucks
/being anal

fu-nny! :-)

or, become a polygamist (right word?) and take them all?!?
not being married, maybe 1 is more than enough :)

stupid men

Well, isn't that what we'd all do?

Funny because it's true :D ;)

he has his priorities straight...

now thats a dicision maker he should run for office

Hahaha thats awesome. Good for him!

Ah, men...
 

How did I know that'd be the answer.... ;)

Why couldn't he have run off with the pool-boy instead?

-+ Ivy +-

that's a great joke, maybe cuz i'm hungover from St. Paddy's day..............:)

Very good. This one goes on my list.

:D

The guy has three girlfriends and six hundred dollars and he goes and spoils it all by giving them the money and getting married. Sheesh! What a dick.

Seriously, though, very funny, thanks.