Brewmaniac

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.



Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.



And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.



She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.



I told her that was what the beer was for.



I don't think she's coming back

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maleficent

that's just mean... accurate... but mean

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SirLance

Oh, man, does this chick have misplaced priorities!

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Ilow

baahaha, so simple and telling...

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shreddar

I just spat beer on my keyboard.

MySexyAssJ

puahaha, that was a good one!

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Lady Sage

Proof that beauty IS in fact in they eye of the beer-holder!

xepherys

That's a new classic in my book... good stuff!