Brewmaniac

This old and corny, worth a chuckle.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal". The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

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Dilbert1234567

and its worth a graon... but yes it did get a chuckle.

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Daniel_

groaaaaaaaaann!

(and funny).

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SirLance

Arrrghhhh!

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