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05-15-2006, 01:53 PM
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Location: buckle of the snow belt
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One thing only women understand : 1. OTHER WOMEN
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05-15-2006, 02:10 PM
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hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
Location: North side
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5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
women, and graphic designers 
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi
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05-18-2006, 07:26 AM
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Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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there's a bunch of nutcases out there that no one understands...
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Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
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05-18-2006, 02:12 PM
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In Transition
Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)
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Don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. Oh wait, that's me... nevermind... you can trust me. 
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05-19-2006, 07:54 PM
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There's gonna be some things you gonna see that will make it hard to smile in the future. But through whatever you see, through all the rain and all the pain you gotta keep your sense of humour. You gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit
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