05-14-2006, 09:42 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Searching for the perfect brew!
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Pirate Pick-up Lines.
* "I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."
* "Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber." * "See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby." * "Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?" * "Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded." * "I've hidden booty all over the Caribbean -- but never have I seen one like yours!" * "That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!" * "That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there." * "My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure." * "Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest."
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05-14-2006, 01:21 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Rookie
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"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."
Awesome.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips |
05-14-2006, 02:58 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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05-14-2006, 11:05 PM | #7 (permalink) | |
Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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05-15-2006, 04:47 AM | #11 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Hamilton, NZ
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Hahaha, great, I'll have some lines to use on Talk Like A Pirate Day.
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"Oh, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83 when I was the only practitioner of it, and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at." Omnia mutantu, nos et mutamur in illis. All things change, and we change with them. - Neil Gaiman, Marvel 1602 |
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